Me: “What browser are you on?”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “Google Chrome?”

Client: “No, just regular Google.”

Me: “That’s the site. I want to know the browser.”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “No.”

Client: “Look, we can have this conversation forever, man. But when I hit the internet logo, Google comes up!”

Me: “Okay…What does that “internet logo” look like?

Client: “…A fiery fox, I guess. But that’s irrelevant.”

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a detailed list of things i hate

  • hot weather
  • high temperatures
  • heat
  • warmer than average conditions

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i accidentally messed up my life how do i start a new account

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"Traveling- it leaves you speechless, then turns you into a storyteller."

Ibn Battuta   (via w-ildfires)

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have u ever tried to look cool in front of ur friends and u image

i have been laughing at this for 10 minutes straight. 

both his pants and underwear came off how did he even manage

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"Love me like you used to."

six word stories (via lumiant)

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"Just be honest with me or stay away from me. It’s not that difficult."

Unknown (via sassyfag)

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"when someone’s flaws are not flaws in your eyes, you’re fucked."

mine.  (via clatite)

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*wears the same outfit as yesterday* vintage

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