clientsfromhell:

Me: “What browser are you on?”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “Google Chrome?”

Client: “No, just regular Google.”

Me: “That’s the site. I want to know the browser.”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “No.”

Client: “Look, we can have this conversation forever, man. But when I hit the internet logo, Google comes up!”

Me: “Okay…What does that “internet logo” look like?

Client: “…A fiery fox, I guess. But that’s irrelevant.”

(via thehilariousblog)

waltersnowwhite:

a detailed list of things i hate

  • hot weather
  • high temperatures
  • heat
  • warmer than average conditions

(via africandad)

epic-humor:

i accidentally messed up my life how do i start a new account

(Source: squidwurd, via iamthenorthstar)

"Traveling- it leaves you speechless, then turns you into a storyteller."

Ibn Battuta   (via w-ildfires)

(via thetiger-theowl)

putins-boyfriend:

happy-avocado:

aye-lemme-whisper-in-yo-ear:

kushdrinker:

have u ever tried to look cool in front of ur friends and u image

i have been laughing at this for 10 minutes straight. 

both his pants and underwear came off how did he even manage

(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

(via iamthenorthstar)

(Source: mistakes-, via departured)

(Source: issietheshark, via pawsitiv)

"Love me like you used to."

six word stories (via lumiant)

(Source: chanelfox, via hopeinrecovery)

(Source: preys, via trop-cafe)

(via incoloure)

(Source: untrustyou, via t-angy)

"Just be honest with me or stay away from me. It’s not that difficult."

Unknown (via sassyfag)

(Source: psych-facts, via thetiger-theowl)

"when someone’s flaws are not flaws in your eyes, you’re fucked."

mine.  (via clatite)

(Source: diced--pineapple, via thetiger-theowl)

esexist:

*wears the same outfit as yesterday* vintage

(via asvprock)